Words fail to describe the disturbing mind that must be behind this latest Fifty Shades of Grey parody trailer starring Christian Grey alongside... Po.
That's right. Move over Ana, Mr. Grey has found a new, innocent, unworldly ermm... plaything. None other than the red teletubby, Po can catch his fancies now.
The trailer replaces Ana frame-by-frame with Po. With Christian Grey choosing his suit and tie and Po preparing her breakfast sludge and what we can only describe as buffing her belly.
Just like Ana, Po heads over to meet the elusive Mr. Grey at his office where he is immediately enamoured by her. Afterall, wouldn't you be if you were inexplicably interviewed by a pre-schooler red alien with a television for a stomach?
As the owner of the video describes this internet oddity entitled, Fifty Shades of Tubby, "He was a billionaire with no friends and room full of sorrows. She was a mythical creature in search of a magical ball. But when red on the outside meets red on the inside, someone is in for a rude awakening..."
So if watching the Teletubbies alone didn't already emotionally traumatize your childhood enough, this creepy trailer is sure to finish off the job. Just make sure to blame Ochre Jelly, the original creator of the video when you're lying on your psychiatrist's couch.
In less than a minute, Ochre Jelly managed to make us feel dirty and confused just from watching the parody trailer.
His other videos mostly consist of Lego builds and another mashup starring Loki and Katy Perry's Superbowl Dancing Left Shark (which we feel is a much less traumatizing experience).
If you liked Fifty Shades or if you liked the Teletubbies... We're pretty sure you will not be a fan of this disturbing mash-up that almost certainly belongs in the dark side of the web. But don't take our word for it. Have a peek at the video shown if you dare. Or not, we won't blame you.
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