'Fifty Shades of Grey' By The Numbers: Infographic And Other Interesting Details

In case you have been living in a cave, this happens to be Valentine's Day weekend, or perhaps, as it has come to be known this year, Fifty Shades of Grey opening weekend.

Begrudgingly or not, most of us have been subjected to every tidbit of news related to the much-anticipated onscreen adaptation of E.L. James' Twilight fan fiction turned erotica novel.

For those who have safely dodged every possible Grey reference and teaser that has been posted online, you still don't have to feel left out of the crowd. Some folks have been so generous enough to put together a handy infographic of every kiss, spank, bedroom scene and strategically censored genitalia in the movie.