The Best 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Parodies Across The Internet

In the days leading up to its Valentine's Day release, it seems like we can't go anywhere without hearing some mention of Fifty Shades of Grey. Just like Christian Grey's stalker-ish tendencies cannot let Anastasia escape, we too can't escape the mass hysteria. It's as if we are being tied down and forced to hear about it on the TV, radio and, of course, throughout the web.

The only thing pleasurable about all the talk (that is making us want to gag by now) is the hilarious memes and spoofs that have surfaced.

Here are the best Fifty Shades of Grey parodies from around the Internet.

Imagine if the movie was Fifty Shades of Seinfeld? The film might be worth seeing if Jerry and the gang stumbled upon the red room to find George like this. How can you not laugh at this image? #ValenseinDay.

This brings a new meaning to the phrase "bite me." We are hoping the wolves devour everyone in the end.

There have been some bad reviews of the film. Don't go breaking our hearts now our achy breaky hearts.

Of course O.J. is familiar with handcuffs.

We all know who can't wait to see the film. Giggity.

Some were upset at the decision to cast Jamie Dornan for the lead role. Maybe it should've went to Steve Buscemi?

Could you image Ellen DeGeneres as Anastasia Steele?

Bad chemistry and cheesy dialogue might make us cringe, but so will this funny spoof featuring SNL's Vanessa Bayer for an Audi ad.

At least we know the reason why so many babies will be born.