Here's What You Can Buy Today with Apple's $18 Billion Quarterly Net Profit

Bruno Mars may be content to travel with Oprah and Queen Elizabeth -- if he were a billionaire, that is. Why stop there? What would you do with $18 billion? That's exactly how much profit Apple made for its Q1 of the fiscal year 2015 of the record high revenue of $74.6 billion. If you happen to have that much loose change lying around, we've got a few ideas for you right here.

Sure, you can buy luxury apartments all over the world, the fastest crystal-encrusted sports cars, or a whole private island complete with mansions and staff serving you, only you. But here are some other interesting things you can get with your $18 billion.