California resident Genoveva Nuñez-Figueroa met her a fella online and didn't want to let him go.
She went out on six dates with the unidentified object of her affections and he called it off. Nuñez-Figueroa kinda... didn't take it well, apparently. Unwilling to believe it was over between them, she did what any rational, well-adjusted person would do: She climbed up on his roof and tried to enter his house in the middle of the night — through the chimney.
Predictably, she got stuck about eight feet from the top. A neighbor heard her crying and investigated. The Ventura County sheriff's office and fire department answered the emergency call at 5:45 AM, and found this.
Let's stop here for a moment and appreciate the fact that both the Sheriff and the VCFD took the time to snap photos of the whole ordeal. Bravo, guys. We love you.
In all seriousness, that looks extremely painful. Nuñez-Figueroa reportedly had to be lubed up with dish soap before she could be pulled out, and in the end the authorities even had to use a freaking jackhammer to break the chimney apart.
#ThousandOaks #entrapment FFs have reached the conscious victim. Extrication expected soon. pic.twitter.com/W2O1EGX73u
— Capt Mike Lindbery (@VCFD_PIO) October 19, 2014
She was finally freed at approximately 8:22 AM. She was taken to a local hospital for treatment, but is being charged with breaking-and-entering.
Oh, did we mention that Nuñez-Figueroa's honeyboo wasn't even at home for any of this? But it gets better: this wasn't even the first time Nuñez-Figueroa climbed onto her ex's roof. The first time, the homeowner saw her and called the cops, but she got away before they could get there.
The moral of the story, kids, is don't invite someone to your house until you're sure they won't be entering through the chimney.
