David Letterman may have retired in May, but the veteran host with the funny bone has returned from retirement.
Thanks to Donald Trump, Letterman made a one-off appearance in a surprise Top 10 list pertaining to Donald Trump dubbed "Interesting Facts About Donald Trump."
On Friday July 10, Letterman appeared at Texas' Majestic Theater for a Steve Martin and Martin Short performance of his infamous Top 10 list dedicated to the presidential candidate, who was frequently the butt of the veteran comedian's jokes.
A big comedy night for Marty and me in San Antonio. Surprise guest, David Letterman. pic.twitter.com/tuHSv7trb2
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) July 11, 2015
Sporting a beard, Letterman told the audience tongue-in-cheek he had "no regrets" that he had retired—that is until Trump came into the picture.
"I was complacent, I was satisfied, I was content. And then a couple of days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for President. I have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentleman," quipped Letterman.
The comedian then went on to share his trademark Top 10 list that revealed "facts" about Trump. Some of the funny lines are as follows:
No. 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack.
No. 9: During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.
No 8: Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.
No. 7: He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head?
No. 6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for a delusional, bull ... Oh, no, wait, that's me.
No. 5. Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds—250 with cologne.
No. 4. Trump would like all Americans to know that that thing on his head is free-range.
The list was compiled by Steve Martin and Letterman and even mocked the presidential candidate's anti-Mexico comments:
"Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans he's starring in a new movie called No Amigos."
Curious about the top three facts? Check out Letterman's complete list in the video below.
