You can find all kinds of hidden treasures on Craigslist. This particular find, however, is a little difficult to keep under wraps.
That's because it's a Star Destroyer. You know, from Star Wars, specifically the one seen crashed in the desert wastes of Jakku in the latest Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser trailer.
The ad is selling the "slightly used" Star Destroyer for a bargain price. One of these badboys new would cost upwards of 145,670,000 galactic credits, but the seller is willing to be flexible on pricing and will accept trade offers for the crashed starship as well.
With just a little "TLC" the ship can be airborne in no time. It even comes with a working Class 2 hyperdrive! That's a steal!
Sure, it looks like this right now:
But it could look like this!
There's only one catch: you have to find a way to get it off the seller's property and find a crew of 5,000 people to help you operate the vessel. No easy task, but if you can do both of those things, there isn't a soul in the galaxy that can stop you from doing whatever you please. Just make sure the thing doesn't have any exposed exhaust ports. Oh, and keep the bridge properly shielded at all times. Those pesky rebels will do anything to win.
You can read the full ad in its brilliance below:
Selling a slightly used Imperial II-class Star Destroyer.
Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year's harvest. I just haven't had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is someone else's gain!
1600 meters in length this bad boy has a maximum atmospheric speed of 975 km/h and an acceleration of >2,300 g. It's got a Class 2 hyperdrive system still in working order with a backup Class 8. SFS I-a2b solar ionization reactor is in good to excellent shape. KDY Destroyer-I ion engine turns over on the first try but may need a new serpentine belt.
As you can see by the picture provided, the deflector shield generator domes are intact. That is a state of the art ISD-72x.
Fully equipped with LeGrange targeting computers, heavy ion cannons, Phylon Q7 tractor beam projectors, leather bucket seats, and a 15-disc CD changer.
36,000 tons of cargo capacity, this beauty was ran with a crew of 37,085 but you can pull it off with a minimum of 5000 leaving you plenty of room to pack in a few extra AT-AT walkers, TIE starfighters, prefabricated garrison bases, Lambda-class shuttles, yards of soil, spool after spool of pipe, and jet skis.
This superstructure is perfect for long road trips with the family, discovering new galaxies, picking up girls for dates, and general destruction of your enemies. Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? Stones run like water and sand turns to glass. With just a little TLC, this baby can be good as new.
Brand new, this beauty of the skies runs at about 145,670,000 credits, but due to some carbon scoring I can be flexible on the price. Realistically, I just need it removed from my property, so all offers or trades will be considered. Make me an offer, no mind tricks.
First come, first serve basis. You are responsible for towing.
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