Most of us (correction: all of us) aren't lucky enough to use the all-surrounding energy known as "The Force" from Star Wars. It's a sad reality of life that we cannot, in fact, use the force to grab our TV remote from across the room. Instead, we have to walk to the table and pick it up, like animals.
Now, thanks to the wonders of modern science (and capitalism), you too can be a Jedi with Force in a jar! What is Force in a jar, you ask? It's The Force™, in a jar! You know, that stuff Master Yoda used to lift an X-Wing out of his swamp? That same Force.
For the low, low price of $16 a bottle, you too can wield incredible force powers. The jar contains "100 percent Authentic Jedi Force," so don't even think about using this if you are on the dark side. It will seriously mess you up. The label warns it's for "luminous beings only" and also says serving size "matters not."
Pressing the top of the jar doesn't dispense the Force directly, but rather through the quotes of the famous Jedi Master Yoda. You've heard them before: "Do or do not, there is no try," and all that jazz.
This gem of an item was found at Kohl's by the folks over at Bleedingcool, so if you want your own Force in a Jar, now you know where to look. The item is so popular that it's currently out of stock online, so you might have to do some hunting if you really want one. May the Force be with you.
