Star Wars: The Force Awakens has given fans plenty to chew on for the next few years, but it's nonetheless going to be a long wait until Star Wars Episode VIII. Thankfully, we'll have the Emo Kylo Ren Twitter account to keep us entertained in the meantime.
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If you've seen the movie, you know Kylo Ren is a little ... whiny. He has frequent temper tantrums, feels entitled, has serious daddy issues and puts his dead grandfather, Darth Vader, quite literally on a pedestal. In other words, he's a pretty good Sith in training, wishing to kill the remaining "light" within himself so he can become as strong as Vader before him.
All of those things make for perfect parody material, and the Emo Kylo Ren account delivers in spades. You may have noticed that Ren and General Hux share a rivalry in the film, as both seek the approval of Supreme Leader Snoke. That rivalry comes out in the parody account brilliantly, as the account constantly tweets about training to become a better wielder of the Dark Side and begrudgingly friending Hux.
dear diary mom and dad still don't believe that my name is kylo dad laughs whenever i say it nobody at school calls me kylo but hux
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
dear diary hux and i are wearing black to commemorate the defeat at the battle of endor we both always wear black but today it means more — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
dear diary hux brought the forbidden cups to our party and now i'm not speaking to him he knew where the line was pic.twitter.com/qSFbVmCLaZ — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
dear diary the substitute math teacher kept calling me "rilo kiley" it was upsetting hux says he is an untermensch I guess we are talking — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
Oh, and did we mention he has daddy issues?
just once i wish my dad would respond to "I love you" with "I love you too" mom too for that matter
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
my dad owns too many vests — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
Darth Vader had no father I envy him — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
It's comedy gold and a must-follow for any Star Wars fan. You can follow the "Ren's Rights Activist" here.
