Pizza is the ultimate family get-together food, the perfect night-in binge order, and convenient enough to be eaten even when on-the-go. But with only two hands, how can we possibly keep a third slice of pizza handy for time when, you know, you get hungry?
An innovative company thought of this dilemma and came up with the ultimate, questionably stylish, accessory. The Portable Pizza Pouch! The zip-lock bag attached to a lanyard for easy hanging around the neck is available online for only $8 - pizza slice not included.
Though being the company's first foray into the Pizza Pouch wearable accessories world, there are bound to be a few tweaks that they'll need to make for version 2.0.
Reportedly, the Portable Pizza Pouch is smaller than the size of an average New York slice of pizza. In our books, this oversight simply will not do. Perhaps the Portable Pizza Pouch should come in several sizes to accommodate our pizza slice carrying needs?
Another downside, according to some observers, is that the pouch does not come with compartments for dipping sauce or chili flakes. Perhaps some add-ons can be constructed to attach to the original pouch for extra style points?
The Portable Pizza Pouch is currently available on Stupidiotic, along with other inventions to help ease the burdens of life, such as the self-twirling fork.
"No one should ever be without pizza. Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready," the sites product description reads.
The listing for the site also warns that a potential side effect of using the Portable Pizza Pouch is a sudden burst in popularity for the wearer. You have been warned.
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