Every April 1st, online retailer ThinkGeek offers merchandise that we wish was real, and it looks like this year is no exception.
This year's big ticket ThinkGeek item is a Mad Max: Fury Road Desert Drifter for kids that is probably the most awesome thing on the Internet today. What better way to let your kids roam the post-apocalyptic wastelands, after all?
The Desert Drifter comes in three styles: the Fury Roadster, the Master Blaster ATV and the Rage Rover.
The Desert Drifter isn't just for any kid, though. This vehicle is for those kids that lean towards anarchy, who like elaborate chase sequences and who love to do crazy stunts. In other words, this is for the next prepubescent Mad Max. We don't need another hero!
The Desert Drifters also come with cool accessories, including offensive and defensive spikes, a holster for your dart gun, a speed blaster (you can go up to 10 mph!) and, of course, a cup holder. If you get the Master Blaster, you'll also get a harpoon gun.
But that's not all, ThinkGeek has a lot of other merchandise available for today only, too, including this Game of Thrones edition of Clue. Whodunnit? Everyone. Everywhere. With swords and spears.
There's also this handy Game of Thrones Hodor GPS Buddy that will tell you to turn "Hodor" at the next "Hodor" to get you to "Hodor." You'll never get lost in Westeros again.
For cat lovers, we wish this Voltron cat condo was a real thing (take note, ThinkGeek, we want this).
Feeling parched? Satisfy that thirst with The Guardians of the Galaxy Collector's Edition Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel Two-Pack. And even better? This will fit in the cup holder of the Mad Max Desert Drifter.
Are you a gamer who loves Steam? Well, now you can play your favorite games on a steam-powered game console. Just add coal and pick up the wired controller that has keys that feel like a real typewriter. Now you're playing with Steam.
You can see all of ThinkGeek's exclusive April 1st merchandise on the home page of the retailer's official website.
And by the way, have a happy April Fools' Day.
[Photo Credit: ThinkGeek]
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