11 Witty Valentine's Day Cards That Won't Make You Want To Puke

Oh Valentine's Day, it can be a hard day for a person who cringes in the face of too much sentimentality. It's a holiday filled with cheesy cards, oversized stuff animals that have no practical use and subpar flower bouquets. So what's a person to do if they want to express their emotions but feel like they only have Hallmark-style options? For all of you who get secondhand embarrassment when watching a Kay Jewelers commercial, here are 11 Valentine's Day cards that stay away from anything too saccharine. So go on, support the commercialization of a holiday with some dignity.

1. For the ambiguous relationship