We have shocking news out of New England: the #BostonYeti is real! Not only is he real, he's social media savvy.
Since snow storm Juno began on Monday, a real live Yeti has been spotted around Boston out enjoying the extreme weather. Don't believe it? See for yourself.
What say you now, oh ye of little faith? Seeing is believing.
Apparently, the blizzard blurred the lines between the Yeti's usual woodland stomping ground and the city of Boston, so it's understandable how the big guy found himself amid civilization.
But Bostonians have nothing to fear: the Yeti is quite friendly. He seems to be enjoying being out on the town, because he even opened his own Twitter account to chronicle his experiences.
But wait, there's a wrinkle to this tale. Another local Yet is also taking credit for the sightings.
Perhaps the answer to this conundrum is that there's more than one Yeti on the loose in Boston. It does make sense that the presence of #BostonYeti would attract others of his kind to come join the party. And he seems okay with it, as long as we remember who came first.
Tech Times expects statements confirming the existence of the Yeti from formerly doubtful scientists any minute now.