Since the dawn of modern civilization, mankind has been locked in an eternal struggle -- how does one enjoy beer, without having to actually get up to get beer? That important question has led to numerous innovations over the years, from the beer hat to Japanese beer monkeys.
Now man has written a new chapter in the book of beer: beer delivered by a rabbit via tiny beer cart.
It's quite a remarkable achievement. It's all thanks to one Redditor over on the rabbit subreddit (yes, that's a thing) who reveals that for months he has trained his girlfriend's pet rabbit Wallace to push the tiny cart. Look at him go!
The key is a tiny piece of fruit on the top shelf above the cart handle. As Wallace leans forward to steal a taste, he inevitably pushes the cart forward with his weight. Genius!
Wallace's trainer is pretty happy about it.
"This event marks the release of an epic accomplishment. I have been collaborating for the past year with my girlfriend's pet rabbit to create performance art and "happenings" that capture this rabbit's capabilities and worldly passions. In a million years, neither Wallace nor I would have guessed that our creative endeavors would take this route but after such a long journey we arrive at this significant moment."
A significant moment indeed, not just for one man, but for all of mankind. Soon pet rabbits across America will be serving beer to their owners with pride, and the world will be a better place because of it. And a much cuter one.
