No one wants to be alone on Christmas. Then again, online dating can be such a pain. Hundreds of thousands of users log on every day, and with only basic tools to filter through them, people can get matched with literally hundreds of other users. That's why the more specific sites exist: if you're looking for someone special but don't want to go through hundreds of other people to get there, then using a site tailored to your preferences makes sense.
Of course, there's definitely a limit on how specific a site can get before the whole thing gets weird. Looking for someone who's into sports or certain kinds of food is fine, but why would anyone in their right mind need to find someone with food allergies, or a sea captain? Yes, those are real sites, and trust us - it only gets weirder from there...
By far the most popular site on this list, FarmersOnly.com became something of a sensation a few years back. It was first in what would become a resurgence of bizarre dating sites, but it's still relatively tame. At the very least, it makes sense: out in rural areas, it's probably harder to find someone who's date-worthy. Then again, those early commercials were a sight to behold.
"Everyone loves a clown...let a clown love you." Thank you, internet. You have created the single most horrifying thing in the entirety of the dating universe. Bravo.
There you have it: the weirdest, saddest, strangest dating sites on the web. That being said, if you're thinking of signing up for any of these sites (or already have) good luck: finding someone isn't easy, and if one of these sites is what finds you true love, then congratulations.