Quentin Tarantino's films are fantastic, there's no arguing that. The director has become known for writing and directing some of the best dialogue and characters in the industry, and Tarantino's action sequences are nothing to scoff at, either. That being said, he's about the furthest anyone can get from a family-friendly director: Tarantino's films are also well-known for copious amounts of sex and violence. Great for moviegoers, not so great for kids.
If there's one thing on the planet that could make Mr. Tarantino's classics a bit more accessible for a younger crowd, it's the Muppets. Jim Henson's greatest contribution to mankind is loved by all, and even when mixed with some of the seedier elements of Tarantino's productions, they're still fun for the whole family, right?
...not quite.
Alright, so it might not be "family-friendly" in the strictest sense, but is there anything better than Ms. Piggy played by Samuel L. Jackson? If Disney is going to make another Muppets movie, that's certainly something that should be on the table.
One last thing: there's no way Kermit would be anything but Mr. Green, even if he's not supposed to pick his own codename.