The internet loves Nicolas Cage. His face and his crazy-person expressions make him perfect meme material and occasionally the stuff of nightmares. This latest Nicolas Cage creation is a little bit of both.
Behold, the Nicolas Cage car wiper, crafted by Reddit user Senekafalls. If you are unsure whether you should be laughing or crying, don't worry, that is a completely natural response.
Once you've recovered, take another look. He looks so happy! See, he's waving at you! And at the person next to you. And to that random stranger on the street. Nicholas Cage is happy to see everybody, everywhere, all the time. He is also guaranteed to frighten any and all small children that might unknowingly gaze upon his face.
It might seem difficult to improve upon this already flawless idea, but Senekafalls has. This person, whoever they may be, is planning on equipping Cage with holiday themed items each month, like a gingerbread man in Dec. and a turkey leg for Thanksgiving. Brilliant.
In case you are wondering about the legality of having a Nicolas Cage cut out pasted to the back of your car window, Senekafalls did their homework.
"For those wondering, it's printed on 70/30 transparency, you actually can see right through it from the inside," Senekafalls writes on Reddit. "Yes I have checked the laws in my state and it IS legal to have this."
Legal, yes. Wise? Maybe not. Just imagine the number of car wrecks this benevolent, smiling Nicolas Cage could cause. You just can't take your eyes off him.
Photo: Nicolas Genin via Flickr (cropped)
