The Columbus Blue Jackets superfan known as Dancing Kevin has a reputation for delivering over-the-top, strangely sensual, and 100 percent outrageous, dance performances at the games of his favorite NHL team. Even by those standards, his latest dance may be his best yet.
Words can't do it justice. Just watch. The dance happened at the Blue Jackets' home opener against the New York Rangers.
It all starts so innocently. Then, suddenly, Kevin's jersey is gone, beer is being poured all over his body, and a man in a bear costume is joining in on the act. It's all very Kubrickian.
You will want to read the words written on Kevin's stomach and back, but will feel slightly uncomfortable as you witness the overweight man jiggle in ways you never thought possible. You'll watch it anyways, because Kevin's dance is impossible to turn away from, like watching a train crash in slow motion. When Kevin begins grinding on the Bear you will want to close your eyes, but you won't be able to. It is forever burned into your memory.
It is both a thing of beauty and of horror, but hey, it looks like it worked. The Blue Jackets won their game 5-2 and no doubt left many members of the Rangers scarred for life. If you (somehow) haven't had enough Dancing Kevin for one day, you can check out some of his older dances below, but be warned: you will not be able to unsee them.
