Step back, face-of-Elvis on a bug in Singapore. Move aside, Satan's visage in smoke rising from the Twin Towers. And remember the hundreds of bizarre objects Jesus has "miraculously" appeared on over the years? Pfft. Mere child's play.
A new miraculous phenomenon has occurred on a random object, and it takes the game to a whole new level. This one isn't just delicious, it actually predicts the future. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you...
The Prognosticating KFC Chicken!
Scottish independence: Man finds piece of KFC chicken that could be shape of new UK https://t.co/FnfqBMTfDD pic.twitter.com/AespY6wtgS
— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) September 16, 2014
Isle of Wight resident Terry O'Neil was partaking of Colonel Sanders' finest in East Sussex when he pulled said fillet piece out of a bucket that his family was enjoying. Naturally, being an intelligent, learned man, his first thought was: This chicken is in the shape of Great Britain!
But the fates of chicken divination had a twist in store for Mr. O'Neil, for this was no ordinary chicken piece in the shape of England. Scotland was missing. From the chicken.
Scotland, as readers know, is currently engaged in an intense popular vote on whether or not it should declare independence from the United Kingdom, to forge itself into a separate nation. There are many passionate advocates arguing the case for both sides, and the voting is taking place at the time of this writing, with its outcome expected soon.
But clearly the suspense is over, because a piece of chicken has predicted that Scotland will, unquestionably, vote to become independent.
T-Lounge readers are advised to pay no attention to the fillet's omissions of Wales and Northern Ireland. Quite clearly, the absence of Scotland is the only significant fact.
